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#1099 Anonymous : Fri, 19 Feb 21 - 22:25:41 EST
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sunset print of mini map on dulmCube :O
#1098 Anonymous : Fri, 19 Feb 21 - 22:22:30 EST
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There are a few 8.5:11 images from dulmCube that you can print for decorations now.
Check this out.
#1097 Anonymous : Fri, 19 Feb 21 - 17:28:15 EST
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Suk suk my fkn dij bij as hoj xaxax
#1096 Anonymous : Thu, 18 Feb 21 - 19:33:28 EST
just say
#1095 Anonymous : Thu, 18 Feb 21 - 18:39:46 EST
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>be hundreds of years ago
>a white country (great britain) was the first country to straight up ban slavery
>cue American Civil War
>slavery was the catalyst
>millions of white guys die
>this all even led to a sitting president being killed

>fast forward to recent times / today
>black people can now vote
>black women can now vote
>female-to-male crippled black folk who flunked high school can now vote
>blacks get equal opportunity in all levels of work and academia
>whites worship black's singing, dancing, sports abilities and comedic value
>corporate america worships Black Lives Matter and copy pastes it wherever they can
>if a nigga dies in the hood because of wrecklessness, he is literally the next jesus christ and is buried in a gold casket thanks to millions of dollars in (((donations)))
>today, 99% of advertisements have at least one black man, one woman, and then that one clumsy white dude making a fool of himself because 'lol white people so silly'
>today, black people get literally every crutch you can possibly think of to make a living

White people still bad though
#1094 Anonymous : Thu, 18 Feb 21 - 17:49:08 EST
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#1093 Anonymous : Thu, 18 Feb 21 - 16:15:13 EST
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shieeeet, we takin over mini y'all fuck da pipo fuck da whyte owners n shieeet lmaooo!!!

as y'all can mf see we built da mf brooklyn, our bruthers n sisters, nigguhs n in da hood, all black folks in shieet are growing, aint nuffin u can do about it no cap!!!! soon mini will be dominated by us!!! u mad whyte boi??

#1092 Anonymous : Wed, 17 Feb 21 - 23:16:57 EST
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The minicity is looking fantastic, if anyone wants to contribute join DULM on DulmCube!
#1091 Anonymous : Wed, 17 Feb 21 - 18:40:30 EST
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nice pumpkin NA2

#1090 Anonymous : Wed, 17 Feb 21 - 18:15:10 EST
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>fun bug fact
dulmCube had the brilliant idea to make a miniature city map. ClassiCube was so offended that they didn't utilize this idea enough that they changed their website's imagery to a mini city. It is still there to this very day!

The first thing you see is a niche building technique. Is it actual buildings? Nah, let's put a giant city instead of to-scale structures. Let's make people think this giant city is built on a 1:1 scale...
#1089 Anonymous : Wed, 17 Feb 21 - 18:08:54 EST
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@1088 based, and thank you.

anyways, remember the logo on the left?

well ive got good news,

dulmpages now online!
#1088 Anonymous : Wed, 17 Feb 21 - 18:02:17 EST
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DULM now hosts Redux2 assets from ClassiCube's Not Awesome 2.

>Texture pack

>Block definition
Use with MC Galaxy and Redux2.zip texture above!

>Why are you hosting this?
Because people are moving their maps and projects from ClassiCube's Not Awesome 2 server to dulmCube. They've either been banned from there after building their stuff for months or they're tired of the faggot/furry community. Either way, I feel they shouldn't have to rely on their Dropbox to download textures, where they're known to change the URL just to fuck with people.
I have the redux2.json available too so people may make a server dedicated to starting where they've left of with their NA2 maps they've been banned from. You simply put it in /blockdefs/ folder in your MCGalaxy server and rename it to global.json and use the texture pack link above or host it yourself somewhere else.
#1087 Anonymous : Tue, 16 Feb 21 - 19:32:07 EST
>80mph speed limits
>neglected daughter pussy everywhere
>preserved perfect german phenotypes
>no nigs outside of major cities

>wind, no trees
>driving is mind-numbingly boring
>florida's summer, manitoba's winter
>due to their german heritage, they have a huge boner for authority
>weed = prison
>hundreds of regulations you need to follow
>land taxes increase because they spy on you to evaluate land value
>the more nordic you get, the more somalians you see (i fucking swear these swedes have a cuck gene)
#1086 that one brick guy : Tue, 16 Feb 21 - 10:53:52 EST
There is no rule of law in commiefornia silly goy
#1085 that one brick guy : Tue, 16 Feb 21 - 10:51:24 EST
>moving to the midwest
Might as well blow my brains out tbh
#1084 Anonymous : Mon, 15 Feb 21 - 16:41:35 EST
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#1083 Anonymous : Mon, 15 Feb 21 - 14:29:00 EST
this is anon on dulm irc, as a brazilian i am highly offended by your post portraying my people disgusting spic eating monkeys. I would like you to apologize for that post, bigot.

#1082 Anonymous : Mon, 15 Feb 21 - 12:18:42 EST
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sopa de macaco :) uma delicia !!! xaxaxaxaxa brasiliero momento
#1081 Anonymous : Sun, 14 Feb 21 - 23:12:25 EST
these new kid users on dulm grief every fucking build ive built since 2019 what the fuck.
#1080 Anonymous : Sun, 14 Feb 21 - 19:45:09 EST
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Hello everyone.
#1079 Anonymous : Sun, 14 Feb 21 - 18:30:02 EST
Move to the Midwest when it stops being a frozen hellhole, get a job as a cook before you get convicted for some dumb shit. Pretty simple.
#1078 that one brick guy? : Sun, 14 Feb 21 - 17:02:02 EST
Yeah I uninstalled dickcord no one in the brickhouse was biting so no point. Now..let's say hypothetically...
>1200k in caps
>No where to go no job no car temporarily at the same place that you thought glowed and cost you everything
>applying for cook jobs (interview at BK tomorrow)
what do I invest my caps in? Be a zog dealer? Bake baked goods legally in commiefornia? Just straight up live in the riverbottoms and learn to survive while keeping said caps in a safe place away from getting raided? What the FUCK do I do??
#1077 Anonymous : Sun, 14 Feb 21 - 14:18:40 EST
Tranny furfags don't get the power trip satisfaction if you host your own network.
You control the very thing the glowies use to watch you with your own network.

win-win ???
#1076 Anonymous : Sun, 14 Feb 21 - 01:30:01 EST
>host your own network
Compd regardless
#1075 Anonymous : Sat, 13 Feb 21 - 02:06:50 EST
>blending in with normies
You blend in with pedophiles on Discord.

>law enforcement agencies don't know what discord is
Yes they fucking do. You know how much edgy shit teens get into on that shit? It's certainly not as bad as Facebook where they'll give any boomer fuck access to kid's chat logs, at least Discord is secure through obscurity. Discord defends pedophiles by simply deleting servers that have cheese in them and sweeping the incident under the rug which shows their security in a way whereas Facebook is so "monolithic" that a boomer fucktard could frame you cuz "DURRR FACEBOOK INSPECT LE ELEMENTZZZ F12 HTML DURRDURDURUR". Can't question the Zucc's 110% seamless platform. If it's on da book, it's 120% real. t. boomer

>throwaway account
Using troon-tech makes you a faggot. Host your own network like a real schizo.

>snapchat glows harder
Was Snapchat a actual option for you? Who uses that besides teenage normies? It's good for scheduling dates, besides that it fucking glows. Discord is for people who want to do le Snapchat fucky-wuckys but understand Snapchat is a glow-op to catch chomos.

ikr, you never see an actual white family or person. it's fucking annoying to watch TV. my wife was saying "OMG LOOK A WHITE PERSON FINALLY" and it was a swarthy lookin mother fucker, had to be south italian, like bitch that aint white. so many people are being brainwashed by this thinking subhumans are white now the fuck
#1074 Anonymous : Sat, 13 Feb 21 - 01:51:38 EST
>What is blending in with the normies to throw off glows
>No laptop or computer access anyway
>Throwaway account basically
Literally no one cares about discord and LEA locally probably doesn't even know what it is for that matter. Snapchat glows worse considering it takes your location
#1073 Anonymous : Sat, 13 Feb 21 - 01:48:10 EST
Why is tv so fucking cringe now? It's like I'm seeing ads for BLACKED spammed
#1072 Anonymous : Sat, 13 Feb 21 - 01:06:02 EST
>paranoia, schizophenic
>drops all communication mediums for furfaggot zoomer quirky emoji kid-grooming DISCORD

yea you retarded nigga
#1071 that one brick guy? : Sat, 13 Feb 21 - 00:57:50 EST
#1070 that one brick guy? : Sat, 13 Feb 21 - 00:52:39 EST
Zogs finally wore off turns out it was more than likely schizophrenia paranoia schizosis that cost him everything and it was all in his head. So much lost for nothing. I memed myself
#1069 that one brick guy : Fri, 12 Feb 21 - 17:03:43 EST
Glowing continues!
>Coworker taking a pic of fed building
>Wants me to call his phone, straight to voicemail
>Just received some autistic call saying my SSN is suspended due to suspicious activity
Should I force myself to sleep? Am I being memed? I din dun muffin find a better use of tax dollars FAGGOTS
#1068 that one brick guy : Fri, 12 Feb 21 - 13:57:09 EST
Now I'm playing fallout irl I got almost 2k caps to start the game on medium mode at least
#1067 Anonymous : Fri, 12 Feb 21 - 11:56:38 EST
Play ZOG games, get ZOG prizes. It's really that simple.

#1066 that one brick guy? : Thu, 11 Feb 21 - 22:30:39 EST
But for now he's crashing he's out of stuff and the psychosis is gonna knock knock if the seizures from no xannies don't first stay far away from shit I literally lost everything from my (((home))) to my job and irl (((((friends)))))
#1065 that one brick guy? : Thu, 11 Feb 21 - 22:26:37 EST
Add brick#6883 on dickcord to brickhouse server if you want to verify its me
#1064 that one brick guy? : Thu, 11 Feb 21 - 22:05:36 EST
Also based dulm letting me send my message out so my niggas don't think I'm dead
#1063 that one brick guy? : Thu, 11 Feb 21 - 22:03:36 EST
he got glowed on. Hard. He didn't kill himself he didn't OD he's safe needless to say he also lost everything. The site admin can confirm this via IP location. He simply had a gut feeling to GTFO of what potentially could be bad news for his own sake. Steam discord etc all gone bi bi thanks to faggoted device verification. Let the brickhouse live on he's debating military or leaving commieland bi bi auts
#1062 Anonymous : Thu, 11 Feb 21 - 11:36:04 EST
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dulmCube freebuild2 map

>interstate goes from spawn to middletown
>maglev track from spawn, thru middletown to peabob
>peabob, a new town in the mountainous part of the map in the northwest

once promoted to VIP, you get your own OS map. buildings here get less cubecoin payments.
#1061 Mr FETTER : Wed, 10 Feb 21 - 19:29:37 EST
make me better cum cum cum BIDEN CUM COCK INCEST
#1060 Anonymous : Wed, 10 Feb 21 - 14:53:17 EST
Girl pussy down my throte bitch ass nigga cum whore loool
They makin me stay outside at this pussy peeper doctor cuz of cooooovaids lomaoo
#1059 Anonymous : Tue, 09 Feb 21 - 18:02:31 EST
yes, i do all the time
#1058 Anonymous : Mon, 08 Feb 21 - 11:19:26 EST
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Anyone ever save any photos from deviantart from the mid 2000s?
#1057 Anonymous : Mon, 08 Feb 21 - 00:31:31 EST
Purplepills is how you 'redpill' normies without making them think you're some 'fail fascist bigot'. Simply telling them you should dislike minorities because 'dey bad yo' isnt doing it justice, you have to let it creep up on them jewish tactics style. Introduce them to 'redpill creep', in other words.
#1056 Anonymous : Sun, 07 Feb 21 - 11:17:43 EST
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pussy pussy ass nigger fuck dhat bitch pussy nigger ass sex :PPPP
#1055 Anonymous : Sat, 06 Feb 21 - 01:06:31 EST
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you know what grinds my gears?
#1054 Anonymous : Thu, 04 Feb 21 - 14:32:19 EST
Klaise could mint coins later on but what's more likely is aluminium coins that don't carry any monetary value but carry price as a sentiment. Working with precious metals sounds like it'd be risky.

If I could mint coins though I'd probably press pictures of naked women on them so they're worth more as a pornographic item instead of a spooky "what country is this shit? huh???" thing.
#1053 Anonymous : Thu, 04 Feb 21 - 11:14:25 EST
When will Klaise be minting coins? I want to invest in this silver/gold meme!!
#1052 Anonymous : Wed, 03 Feb 21 - 01:09:39 EST
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The northern region of Klaise may split off into its own state, probably called Scipler State. It is being discussed if this will be a parcel under the country's land policy (basically a separate territory that's attached to Klaise, 100% legal apparently) or if it's an independent state (highly unlikely, "parcels" were defined with this kind of bullshit in mind).
It will probably be split along the latitude of Isciler's town center, you know, the place with the tower.
TL;DR: A few Klaisans are pissed over this deforestation and are thinking of creating a new state in the places up north that are inaccessible and wild.

Felisenke and Umberwalde Wards will be entirely in Scipler State. Smokia will be separated in half by this new border, with Smokia remaining in Scipler State and the southern parts joining the southern part of Scipler to create South Scipler Ward within Klaise's default state.

Speaking of the default Klaisan state, will that be defined as its own state? Probably not. Scipler State will have its own state government but the south will just be directly ran by Klaise, they don't have a problem with this it seems.

It is highly unlikely that Scipler State becomes its own sovereign micronation, but it will probably have permanent inhabitants due to this push into the north.
#1051 Anonymous : Tue, 02 Feb 21 - 03:08:34 EST
ClassiCube.net might go down in a few years, but I doubt it'll get shut down anytime soon with the steady funding from donations and the attention high AndrewPH and the 123 cunt get from being le ebic badass adminz and also getting a bit of pocket change from this.

Even if ClassiCube.net went down, NA2 wouldn't be affected at all. ClassiCube turned its self into a funnel for NA2 a long time ago. If Goodly is the only one who cares, he'll probably be a lazy ass and go the dulmCube route, although he'd just lazily mod the ClassiCube client to direct connect to NA2. Interest for ClassiCube will continue because the "Minecraft Classic" nostalgia kiddies will LARP as playing since 2009 even though they were born afterwards. It also looks like a big official thing which is why normalfags like it. The glowie situation with the game gives them quick arrests to fill quotas and to investigate more serious IRL chomos, so they find this game useful. ClassiCube keeps a permanent community because like every other tranny operation online it isolates young boys from real life and grooms them to live only for the cube. Goodly cannot stand that anyone else has a life, he must pozz young boys because he cannot be alone in this hole he was thrown into by his own neglectful family. All the people he's banned over the years have gotten a fucking life. I still talk about it because I played for a couple of years and it's funny to catch up on how this retard has devoted his adult life to a dead cube game. If he were dumb enough to make vlogs and post his face, he'd be an lolcow.

As far as I'm concerned, ClassiCube is already dead. dulmCube is superior because it's more simple to play. People say it's just a shitty Minecraft clone but who gives a fuck it's a good block-building game to play when you're bored.
#1050 Anonymous : Tue, 02 Feb 21 - 02:31:13 EST
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What will happen to ClassiCube? Will it just have a slow, inevitable death, as it always has seem to be going towards, or will something big happen to the point where they have to pull the plug completely and shut the entire site down?
And yes, I know that it's already swamped by glowies, Redditfags and Discord faggots alike: the game is dead, however it is not "killed" yet.

On another note, Goodlyay's days placing down cuboids in a tranny recruit corps are ticking away. He pretends that ClassiCube will be around forever, at least the interest of it. In fact, he has stated before in the past that he would still play until the very end of its dying days.
#1049 vincent van dulm : Tue, 02 Feb 21 - 00:51:50 EST
DULM is now on a new host, explanation for this will be later.

Any issues with this migration, since this web server could shit its self, should be reported to #dulm on Rizon IRC.
#1048 Anonymous : Mon, 01 Feb 21 - 21:40:11 EST
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now that DULM is on a new host, let's try posting ^_^ #2 xD

bb code works?

#1047 Anonymous : Mon, 01 Feb 21 - 21:34:51 EST
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now that DULM is on a new host, let's try posting ^_^
#1046 Anonymous : Sat, 30 Jan 21 - 13:03:00 EST
LEL what went wrong?
#1045 OP : Sat, 30 Jan 21 - 06:04:21 EST
Ok this was a mistake. I took the site offline. Admin/mods can delete this thread. Thank you and goodbye.
#1044 Anonymous : Fri, 29 Jan 21 - 13:52:33 EST
it'd be more based if you made your own textboard software
#1043 Anonymous : Fri, 29 Jan 21 - 13:27:39 EST
Hey guys, I made my own textboard. Would be cool if you could drop by. Thanks!

#1042 Anonymous : Fri, 29 Jan 21 - 13:12:43 EST
shilled a textboard that has a .onion URL, glows
#1041 Anonymous : Fri, 29 Jan 21 - 10:20:54 EST
#1040 Anonymous : Wed, 27 Jan 21 - 03:00:46 EST
I have genuinely grown to hate these ironic memes because around 2019 they became post-ironic and the memelords hijacked it. Maybe I was just one of these fucktards myself?

Here's another trait that covers pretty much every zoomer normalfaggot altogether.
>will have an anal saltdown if you tell them to stop using discord
Discord is their life. To attack the brand of Discord and the heckin' cute and valid Wumpus will make them demoralized to unimaginable limits. He could simply use a more custom and flexible platform like TeamSpeak or IRC but he remains on Discord because his friends are there, revealing he is a beta male who follows other people. He doesn't care that Discord is full of pedophile furfaggots, he only cares for that quick dopamine rush of socializing with his 200 online buddies. In real life, he's just a dweeb who has a lot of growing up to do, but on Discord... he's a fucking admin who gets all the boypussy.

If you have Discord installed right now, grow the fuck up.
No-one who uses Discord is 100% cool in my opinion, you're a herd-mentality robot to some degree.
#1039 Anonymous : Wed, 27 Jan 21 - 02:51:05 EST
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There is this phenotype of retard that I've noticed.
The post-ironic Discord memelord zoomer.

>peter griffin, garfield, sonic, bee movie, MLG montage or other le ironic franchise :PP memes
>"HEY LIBTARDS x" memes
>anti-gay/trans memes (IRONIC!!!)
>will jump your shit for being a transphobe
>tries to be edgy but in a politically-correct way, comes off as very two-faced and fake to everyone
>substance abuse with alcohol and psych drugs, does it to fit in with other retards like himself
>won't say nigger unless someone else said it first
>milks their ADHD/autism/anxiety diagnosis as much as possible for attention and as a cope for their failures
>will have a nuclear meltdown if you call them out on their two-faced bullshit
>is a total wanna-be normie
>"JESUS CHRIST? dead kike on a stick heh B)"
>will throw you under the bus for clout, cannot be trusted with anything
>meltdowns over any criticism of this behavior
>has an instagram meme account
>will peak at age 17, usually can grow a full beard at this age (lol)
>is pretty much the male version of a borderline drug-using punk girl

Seeing how with millennials this type of douchebag was the "duuude weed" joker guy and how those dickheads turned out, these dudes will become wageslaves with no personality after age 25.
#1038 Anonymous : Tue, 26 Jan 21 - 18:30:45 EST
certified freak
seven days a week
wet ath puthy
makes that pullout game weak
#1037 Anonymous : Tue, 26 Jan 21 - 12:03:15 EST
test 132 312 test tes 123 12321
#1036 Anonymous : Tue, 26 Jan 21 - 11:59:06 EST
#1035 Anonymous : Mon, 25 Jan 21 - 17:25:29 EST
you will never be a woman
#1034 Anonymous : Sat, 23 Jan 21 - 18:03:56 EST
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chicken time now, video game later
#1033 Anonymous : Sat, 23 Jan 21 - 17:51:38 EST
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With Grubhub, you can deliver hamburgers to your prostate!
#1032 Anonymous : Fri, 22 Jan 21 - 23:08:34 EST
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Pic related; it's me & my bitch
#1031 Anonymous : Thu, 21 Jan 21 - 23:45:05 EST
holy based
#1030 Anonymous : Thu, 21 Jan 21 - 21:53:12 EST
The following message is directed toward all my transgender buddies who still play ClassiCube:

You will never be a real woman.

You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
#1029 Anonymous : Thu, 21 Jan 21 - 21:26:21 EST
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>You do not fit in here.
>Why are you excluding us?
#1028 1002 : Wed, 20 Jan 21 - 19:45:11 EST
@1026 pdo prepared statements are the best for preventing against sql injection, but if you're not using pdo, mysqli_real_escape_string() is the next best thing
#1027 Q : Wed, 20 Jan 21 - 15:50:03 EST
Niggers tongue my anus.
Jews are based.
Trust the plan.

#1026 Anonymous : Wed, 20 Jan 21 - 15:26:32 EST
@1023 why didn't you get the @1002 get, 1002?

i'll implement this l8r on all DULM apps. Do you believe this would be good for escaping strings for SQL?
#1025 alert(1) : Wed, 20 Jan 21 - 02:30:42 EST
test2442332323232233232232332 dddd
#1024 Anonymous : Wed, 20 Jan 21 - 02:28:22 EST
test4444 29393293232
#1023 1002 : Wed, 20 Jan 21 - 02:25:22 EST
my nigga, i already told you about this on gimpe https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.htmlspecialchars.php
#1022 Anonymous : Tue, 19 Jan 21 - 21:33:05 EST
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#1021 Anonymous : Tue, 19 Jan 21 - 21:31:00 EST
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It's gonna be a few days
#1020 Anonymous : Tue, 19 Jan 21 - 18:33:47 EST
remember in harry potter when voldermort cheated and dumbledore wasn't headmaster. and hogwarts was over run with death eaters? so harry had to create dumbledore's army?

just asking. no reason.
#1019 Anonymous : Tue, 19 Jan 21 - 00:18:33 EST
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live in based appalachia where no-one gives a single fuck about the meme flu besides wanna-be yankees. if anything, business is BOOMING now because of all the gibs recently and everyone's happy with unemployment and gib checks. they don't even care about the masks. prices are steadily getting higher tho so i tend to just cook my own food
#1018 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 21:49:05 EST
Family establishments are comfy as fuck, too bad theyre going under one by one because of influenza
#1017 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 19:53:29 EST
>getting restaurant food anywhere but family-ran establishments
not gonna make it
#1016 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 18:19:59 EST
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Want to piss off a snotty-ass waiter?

Order the food. As you are waiting, ask for the ETA on the food. If they get fucking snarky, keep asking more often. Ask for water nonstop (it's free). go to the bathroom as much as you can before the food comes out. Make them waiting you a living hell.

When you see the food coming out, rush out of there and tell the waiter that "something urgent came up" and that "you have to go." Do not tip. You won't be obliged to pay because you didnt eat any food or drink any water.

I do this to places like Buffalo Wild Wings where it's nothing but power-tripping highschoolers. I don't wear a mask and I do online ordering so that I'm in and out without hassle about a mask. Last time I didn't go in with a mask, they spent 30 minutes telling me about wearing a mask (I told them I have a medical condition and, thus, a medical exemption) and then for 10 minutes ended waiting for my food when I could have been in and out if they hadn't been behind in orders.

I'm done giving a fuck about people. You know what job you're taking if you're taking a job that relies on tips and then go about acting like a bitch and suprised no one tips you.
#1015 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 17:12:06 EST
images are back lmao DxDxDx xD try the "futaba" theme if you're a chan-tard
#1014 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 16:38:14 EST
>bon scott uploaded
nice, but it's bitching at me over "filesize" function not working, total fucking spam, let's get rid of that from the skript for now.

anyways, if dulmBox becomes totally unusable please report bugs to #dulm IRC channel on Rizon!
#1013 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 16:33:58 EST
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it looks like the mention link only works if the @ doesn't have a \n linebreak before it, only nothing or a space.
>greentext still work tho :PPP

let's see if it writes bon scott to the /img/ now

#1012 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 16:30:46 EST
>mfw dulmBox gets the biggest update besides the smolBBS installation
@1011 do you like how you can directly link to people's posts now?

>user settings are now in a browser cookie
>new futaba style, based on 4chan's yotsuba and futaba
>all posts are now recorded in a volume file
>all posts now save their posts as a .jpg rather than shitty base64 (old devices would lag total ass because of the decoding, this also saves 33% more space because b64 takes more space, obviously)
>the board.json file went from 2.3MB to 300kb in size with this new update

that's about it. let's see if dulmBox fucking breaks its self haha
#1011 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 14:59:35 EST
omega autism. why do you need to write commentary on recent events for a grade? that's so fucking retarded.
#1010 Anonymous : Mon, 18 Jan 21 - 13:56:48 EST
basically one of my former classmates who happens to be the only one with a brain commented that he believed that Trump was NOT responsible for the riots in the capitol? well, of course, being Massachusetts the teacher responded with "trump was fueling his followers to tell them to fight at the capital" and proceeded to give the student a C...

now, compare that to every student who typed complete nonsense claiming that Trump was being literal...
guess their grade?
an A.


stay the fuck out of public schools
#1009 Anonymous : Sun, 17 Jan 21 - 22:58:49 EST
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get drippy
#1008 Anonymous : Fri, 15 Jan 21 - 19:39:20 EST
>when you add greentext

From what I can see, dulmBox's loading times were absolutely decimated by these recent changes I've made. Content is loaded as a static file now without parsing the board.json, making it astonishingly faster. The posting form is now on a separate page from the board which stops lurkers from loading the Robot Test every time they lurk, increasing the board's loading time. Future fixes will be to render the entire board to volume pages per 100 posts. 0-100 in the 0 volume, 100-200 in the 100 volume, etc. This way old posts are also readily available to browse without parsing the .json file.

>why use .json file ever again then?
Although posts don't use the .json to display data anymore it's still very handy for migrating the data to whatever new software I'll make later for dulmBox and it could even be migrated to other platforms. Seeing how some people use the .json to browse dulmBox and it's over 2MB now, the .json may be split into volumes in .json format like the HTML volumes and a central .json for general data like the current post ID and how many unique users we have and stuff so this data is quickly available for analytical purposes.

The #1 criticism of dulmBox is how it didn't display the posts as a static page, making loading times incredibly slow for what it is. This has been fixed.

#1007 Anonymous : Fri, 15 Jan 21 - 18:59:37 EST
dulmBox is supposed to write posts to a static page now so you may view posts without the web server having to render each... post... individually...
this decreases loading time and the robot test was taking up a vast majority of the loading time so i've moved the posting form to another page so lurkers don't have to load a thing they don't need to begin with.
let's hope dulmBox works lol
#1006 Anonymous : Fri, 15 Jan 21 - 18:57:27 EST
sup, does this work?
#1005 Anonymous : Thu, 14 Jan 21 - 22:48:45 EST
Bright tower, tell your thoughts about it
#1004 Anonymous : Thu, 14 Jan 21 - 21:05:47 EST
>don't like twitter? start your own twitter haha
>don't like classicube? start your own classicube haha
These two statements are identical in my opinion. Without the brand recognition and the herd mentality of normies, the alternatives always fail unless they usurp that brand or they begin their own brand. A service such as a game or a website cannot exist as a fractured collection of other things because only turbo autists do that. dulmCube's decentralized account system was it's downfall. Normies don't like that there isn't immediate reputation recognition in the community and lazy zoomers don't understand life without these big brands running everything.

Tell me, would Minecraft be as big of a game as it is today without that monolithic brand recognition? Grand Theft Auto? Apple? Facebook? ClassiCube jannies and NA2 trannies understood completely how the normie game worked, you must create a monolithic brand for immediate recognition. For popularity, it is better to be that tranny Minecraft ripoff rather than that Minecraft ripoff that has no central branding and no dedicated community for the last two years. But let's face it, if you weren't a tranny or a tranny sympathizer, you were not welcome on ClassiCube. This divisive decision made by the ClassiCube jannies ultimately created a monolithic community that's been condensed into loser trannies who are hellbent on defending the status of this ClassiCube brand.

This is why ClassiCube and Not Awesome stay popular whereas dulmCube died.
They understood the way to kill the DULM community on ClassiCube was to purge them and their servers from the game. This is why the next generation of zoomer cocksuckers will absolutely migrate to Microsoft and absolutely refuse to play on cracked Minecraft servers later this year, because they're that cucked into following the brand's decisions.

Don't underestimate how stupid normalfags are.
#1003 Anonymous : Thu, 14 Jan 21 - 12:16:05 EST
test test123 test
#1002 Anonymous : Wed, 13 Jan 21 - 18:04:02 EST

my neighbor has pitbulls and they completely understand what happens if one of them gets on my property where i have cats. i've tolerated their lab dogs on my yard before because those can be bros, but pitbulls? KOS tbh fam
speaking of that, what's the best way to treat a pitbull? slugs? pellet rounds in hand-tube? fuck pitbulls i think even a glowie would agree with that
#1001 Anonymous : Wed, 13 Jan 21 - 17:52:30 EST
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>Hostile towards anything outside their pack
>Constantly wanting to fuck anything that moves
>Hunt in packs
>Only respect those that are physically stronger than them or prove them gibs
Are dogs the niggers of the animal kingdom?
#1000 Anonymous : Wed, 13 Jan 21 - 17:27:16 EST
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Fuck OPs, I fucking hate NA2 moderators, cucks living in their mommy's basement watching your every move even though they cannot watch their calorie limit. You know these guys, you post a rule34 of their favourite classicube user and you end up banned because these fat neckbeards find satisfaction in stretching their e-dicks but can't find a job. Classicube moderators are the most useless creatures that exist, they want to be in management but they're jannies that have to clean up my grief after I spam a bunch of swaztikas, memes and the phrase "do you like memes?". FUCK CLASSICUBE MODS, FUCK THE RULES, FUCK NA2
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